The leftovers beckoned -- the dark meat and white,
but I fought the temptation with all my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a snack became infatuation.

So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding and handful of pie.

But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
Happy eating to all -- pass the cranberries, please!