The Legacy of ¡DavE!
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Volume 8 Issue 14 Originally appeared in ¡DavE!'s Whirled Wide Web! On 5 April 2000
 
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¡Microsoft ruled a monopoly!
¡Ruling no surprise!
U.S. DISTRICT JUDGE Thomas Penfield Jackson also ruled that Microsoft violated another section of the law by  “unlawfully tying its Web browser to its operating system” and could be sued under state anti-competition laws.
The judgment sets up a new round of hearings to determine what punishment to impose on Microsoft including the question of whether the huge company  founded by Bill Gates should be broken up. The judge accepted 23 of 26 arguments brought forth by the states that joined the federal government in the case.
Throughout the trial, the judge had strongly urged both sides in the case to reach an out-of-court settlement. Those talks collapsed over the weekend, however, prompting Jackson to issue his ruling Monday. Both sides had reasons to settle the case. Among them: to avoid an appeals process that would likely keep the case in court for several years.
The judge’s ruling had been expected to go against  Microsoft based on harsh assessments he outlined last November in his “findings of fact.” In that document,  Jackson found that Microsoft repeatedly engaged in  anticompetitive behavior by taking advantage of its  monopoly power.
Oops!
Due to a publishing error on Sunday, pitures of the Kingdome implosion were inadvertantly removed early in last issue. If you missed these cool pictures, please click here to see last weeks newsletter with the pictures ---> vol8is13
WHAT'S NEW
5 April- Usual updates.
1 April-Uploaded abSALUTEly ABBA
¡Favorite Quote of the week! 
"A minute's success pays the failure of years."
-Robert Browning
USELESS TRIVIA
Is it true that animals are colorblind?

You may have heard that a bull never literally "sees red" when the bullfighter waves a cape in his face. It's the movement of the cape that provokes. Animals, after all, are colorblind.
Hold on, not so fast. Birds, for instance, have a marked ability to distinguish colors. They need it to spot food, such as berries, on the ground. On the other hand, most creatures of the night--including the ubiquitous house cat--have little sense of color. But they're awfully good at picking up 
movement.
So the next time someone tells you that all animals are color blind, tell them that it's not such a black and white proposition.

¡Useless Facts!
BACKSTAGE AT SIX TV GAME SHOWS
1. Price is right-Bob Barker missed one taping in 25 years
2. $64,000 Question-On radio top prize $64.00
3. Hollywood Squares-Jack Palance fell asleep
4. Truth or Consequiences-Aired first day of commercial tv
5. Jeopardy- Art Fleming taped 2,753 straight shows
6. To Tell The Truth-Mike Wallace hosted pilot.
JOKE OF THE WEEK
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: 
Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? 
A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. 
Q. Officer, who provided this description? 
A. The officer who responded to the scene. 
Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so- called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers? 
A. Yes sir, with my life. 
Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then officer - do you have a locker room in the police station - a room where you change your clothes in preparation for you daily duties? 
A. Yes sir, we do. 
Q. And do you have a locker in that room? 
A. Yes sir, I do. 
Q. And do you have a lock on your locker? 
A. Yes sir. 
Q. Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those same officers? 
A. You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room. 
With that, the courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best come-back" line and we think he'll win.
BRAIN TEASERS
This weeks brain teaser
What is the significance of the sum $187.91?
Here's a hint,  print and mint!
Last weeks brain teaser and answer
What is the closest relation that your father's sister's sister-in-law could be to you?
Solution
Your mother
¡DavE!'s NEWS
Here's what has happened last week in my life-
Oh brother. I messed up bigtime and got caught in the chat rooms. Three years I've been on the computer and have successfully avoided the chatrooms then I get bored one night and boom. Well due to that I  had to strugle to get this month's feature of the month up. But it was worth it. Serena's doing fine. She got to go to Oregon last week with Grandma and had a blast. I wanted to go but I had to Work. 
WEll till next week.
¡DavE!
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