GUNMAN
KILLS TWO IN SEATTLE!!!
¡1 WEEK AFTER INCIDENT,
GUNMAN IS STILL AT LARGE! |
| A gunman walked into the Northlake
shipyard in Seattle last week and shot two people in the office. Seattle
police combed the area for the gunman but as of tonight he is still at
large. The Seattle Times later in the week said that the gunman had
held a grudge on one of his victims. The Police could not confirm that
story. |
| ¡MICROSOFT
RULED A MONOPOLY! |
| The computer giant Microsoft was
ruled a monopoly this week in federal court. Microsoft is expected to appeal
or settle out of court. The ruling has sparked several class action lawsuits
against the company as well as the company stock to be uneasy on the stock
market. The court is expected to rule on weather the company will spit
or be fined by the end of the year. |
| ¡Ultra
Mega links temporarily offline! |
We at ¡DavE!'s Whirled Wide
Web! would like to apologize for our Ultra Mega Links site being down for
the past tow weeks. Unfortunatly, the server who is hosting it is going
through major upgrades. This should end sometime this week. We will update
the site as soon as itis up and running. Currently we have taken
all logos to the site off ¡DavE!'s Whirled Wide Web! until this situation
is reloved. Again, I apologize for any inconvenience.
Sincerely,
¡DavE! |
| WHAT'S
NEW |
10 November-Usuall weekly update
10 November-Uploaded this month's
book of lists.
14 November-Ultra Mega links is
finally completed and up and running. |
| ¡Favorite
Quote of the week! |
| "To keep a lamp burning we have
to keep putting oil in it."
-Mother Teresa
|
| ¡Useless
Facts! |
TO EACH HIS OWN: What 17th century
drinkers added to "Flavor" wine.
1. Raw Beef
2. Cinnamon
3. Cloves
4. Beetroot
5. Ginger
6. Dried Pimentos
7. Herring Roe
8. Lavender |
| BRAIN
TEASERS |
| This weeks brain teaser |
| Say there's a boys' college right
next door to a girls' college. Each one has a dorm that holds 1000 students.
One night, 500 girls raid the boys' dorm, scaring the boys half to death.
At this point, there are 1,500 students stuffed into the boys' dorm. The
fire marshal arrives and orders 500 of them to go to the girls' dorm. Some
girls stay and others leave; some boys go with them. Which dorm now has
the greater concentration of its original sex? |
| Last weeks brain teaser and
answer |
Here is a riddle for you,
Three people are standing under
an umbrella that happens to have a hole in it. Who is the most likely of
the three to get wet? |
| Solution |
| None-it was not raining out. |
| ¡DavE!'s
NEWS |
3 November To 9 November
My little one got her own Library
card today. We went to the library with overdue books and accidentally
brought back the wrong one. So we couldn't check out books on my card until
the book was brought back. The Librarian said that Serena could get her
own card. The thought never occured to me before but I agreed becuase eventually
she would get one anyway. I guess that it's the first step in her growing
up to be independant. Anyway it was a pretty good week. Serena and Stephanie
stayed the night on the weekend and they watched Annie. We had fun. Well
I gotta get going. See you next week.
¡DavE! |
