The Legacy of ĄDavE!
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Volume 5 Issue 3 Originally appeared in ¡DavE!'s Whirled Wide Web! On 14 April 1999
 
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MORE TROOPS GO TO KOSOVO
SERBS ATTACK ALBANIAN BORDER
More Nato troops headed to the Balkans today as Slobodan Milosevic's army crossed over into Albania today. Fighting has increased in the last two days in Albania between rebels at the northern border. President Clinton warned that if Serbia widens the Kosovo conflict it will face serious consequences.
BOXCAR WILLIE DIES
Famous country musician Boxcar Willie died this week. He
was 67 years old. Boxcar Willie had no major hits, however he was known for his hobo attire and songs written about life on the railroad. Boxcar Willie also had a theatre in Branson Missouri.  Boxcar Willie died of Lukemia.
NBC GOES ON A RAMPAGE, 
AXES TWO DAYTIME SHOWS.
Fans of the daytime soap opera Another World got a big blow this week when NBC announced it would cancel it's longest running television show Another World and replace it with Passions. Another World debuted in May of 1964. The show's last air date will be June 25. NBC also axed Leeza and NBC news at Sunrise.
STAR WARS BENEFIT SCREENING SET.
Star Wars Episode 1 Phantom of the menace will debut here on May 16 at the cinerama theatre. The premier will benefit Children's Hospital. Tickets will be $1000.00 for the 2 pm show and $500.00 for the 4pm show.
WHAT'S NEW
14 April-Updated the Site Map and Links Page. 
14 April-Weekly updates. 
17-April-Updated Site Map and Links page with new buttons.
17-April-Totally re did the home page.
¡Favorite Quote of the week! 
"We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks, but by his actions."
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
¡Useless Facts!
EASY MONEY? How one qualified for $5,000 reward for getting bank robbers.
1. Timing-must be caught fleeing with money.
2. Location-In bank or within 20 miles.
3. Time of robbery-no reward for night robberies.
4. Time Limits-Caught within 6 hours of robbery
5. Robbers must be killed.
Offered by Texas Bankers Association in 1930.
BRAIN TEASERS
This weeks brain teaser
Please fill in the blanks in the following sequence
..........1 4 7 [?] 2 5 8 0 3 6 9 [?]
Last weeks brain teaser and answer
Once upon a time, there was a little town called Pippin- Town. In PippinTown, there lived several masters and their apprentices. Each master was an expert in his area and did not speak with other masters. Each master, though, had one apprentice.

One day, the mayor of the town called all the masters into the town square for a meeting. The mayor said, "I have some sad news to report. I have been informed that there is AT LEAST ONE apprentice who is a thief and has been stealing from his master. I have verified it myself."
Surprisingly, the masters were not surprised. Each master knew which of the other apprentices were thieves, but did not suspect his own.

"Now," the mayor continued, "to avoid name calling, each master is responsible for reporting his own apprentice if he discovers that his apprentice is a thief." The masters agreed that this was a good plan. "On the first day of the upcoming year, we will meet here again in the town square at noon. If any master knows that his apprentice is a thief, he should declare so. If no one comes forth, everyone can go home, and we will meet again each day until the thieves have been exposed."

Assuming that the mayor's words are true, on which day is each of the thieves exposed? Hint:the number of masters and apprentices does not matter.
Solution:
On the first day of the new year, all the masters meet in the town square....

First, suppose there is exactly one apprentice who is a thief. On the first day, the thief's master
looks around the town square at the other masters. None of the other masters' apprentices are
thieves, and he sees this. The mayor, though, said that there is at least one thief. Since he sees no
thieves, the master is forced to conclude that his own apprentice is a thief. The master declares
his apprentice a thief. The other masters, on the other hand, know that his apprentice is a thief.
They think to themselves, "Ah ha! His apprentice is the thief whom the mayor mentioned" and
take no action.

     If there is 1 thief, he is declared on the first day.

Next, suppose there are exactly 2 apprentices who are thieves. On the first day, the masters
meet in the town square. The 2 masters whose apprentices are thieves each look at the other
and think, "Ah ha! His apprentice is the thief whom the mayor mentioned." Each master waits for
the other to denounce his own apprentice. The 98 other masters see the 2 masters and keep
quiet. They assume that the 2 apprentices are the only thieves, since the masters think they see
all the thieves and do not suspect their own apprentices. Because no one says anything, the
mayor sends everyone home, without anyone declared a thief.

The following day, all the masters return. The 2 masters are puzzled by the events of the previous
day. If there were exactly one thief, they each independently reason, that thief would have been
declared on the first day (as the first case above). Since no thief was declared, it must be true that
there is more than one thief. In other words, there are at least 2 thieves. Each of the 2 masters
looks around and sees only one suspect -- the other master. There are at least 2 thieves, so each
master is forced to conclude that his own apprentice is the unseen thief. Both masters declare
their apprentices to be thieves. (Something to think about: does it matter if one master declares
before the other?)

     If there are 2 thieves, both are declared on the second day.

If there are 3 thieves, the same type of reasoning occurs. On the first day, all 3 masters wait for
the other masters to denounce their own apprentices. Since no one suspects his own apprentice,
none of the masters says anything, so everyone goes home. On the second day, the masters
know that there must be at least two thieves. Each of the 3 masters sees the other two and
believes that those two masters' apprentices are the thieves. Again, every master waits for the
others to declare their own apprentices but, again, no one says anything. On the 3rd day, each
master realizes that there must be more than two thieves -- that is, 3 or more thieves. Seeing
only two others, each is forced to conclude that his own apprentice is a thief, and each of the 3
masters declares his apprentice a thief.

     If there are 3 thieves, all 3 are declared on the third day.

The general pattern is that, if there are N thieves, all N thieves are declared on the Nth day. No
thief is declared before the Nth day, and no thief is declared after the Nth day. Notice that the
overall number of masters does not matter.

¡DavE!'s NEWS
7 April to 13 April
Kind of a laid back week here. Serena and Heather went to Oroville for vacation. So the house was quiet. I got alot done and the hose stayed clean for more than an hour. It was great. But I really miss my little one. So I can't wait unitl tomorrow when she gets back. Well see you next week.
¡DavE! 
COMPLAINTS OF THE WEEK
Well next month is the premier of the Star Wars Prequal. Allready there is a big buzz around town. People are allready lining up to wait to see the movie even though it hasn't even been announced what theatres it will play at yet. It's just a movie folks. Sure we can all remember the first time we saw it. Sure it was great. But to camp out to see it. I don't think so. I'll just wait until it goes to the cheap cinema. Or better yet until it goes to video.=-}
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