JOE
DIMAGGIO DIES!!!
DIMAGGIO WAS A BASEBALL LEGEND |
| Baseball great Joe DiMaggio died
Monday from Lung Cancer. DiMaggio was best known for a 56 game hitting
streak in 1941. Joe DiMaggio was also briefly married to Marylin Monroe.
In the Seventies DiMaggio was spokesman for Mr. Coffee. Joe DiMaggio was
84. |
| FUTURE
SHOP HALTS BUSINESS |
| Home Electronics retailer, Future
Shop, abruptly closed it's stores on Monday. The retailer announced it
would close all of it's stores in the United States due to low sales. Employees
were given termination notices on Monday. |
| WHAT'S
NEW |
8 March-Linked All Newsletter Pages
to the News stand.
10 March-Normal Weekly updates. |
| ¡Favorite
Quote of the week! |
| "Teaching kids to count is fine,
but teaching them what counts is best."
-Bob Talbert
|
| ¡Useless
Facts! |
OVER THERE: Real brand names
in foreign countries
1. Zit soft drink-In Greece
2. Swine Chocolates- In China
3. Kolic mineral water-In Japan
4. Catch-It Kitty Litter-In Canada
5. Cow Brand Shampoo-In Japan
6. Horse Hide Glue-In China |
| ¡Name
That tune! |
Each week i will print a lyric
to a song here. All you have to do is guess what it is. I'll post the answer
next week.
Last Week's Lyric-
To Run away from you, was all that
I could do, To run away from you, was all that I could do. . .
Answer-
Eurythmics-Thorn in my side-1986
This week's lyric: . .
The glow in your eyes, as you robbed
the bank today, made me love you. . .
Answers Will appear next week. |
| ¡DavE!'s
NEWS |
3 March to 9 March
I swear to god, that I am not officially
declairing this year a bad year yeat. Butit sure is beginning to look that
way. First this was a bad week. I couldn't get my car fixed, bummer. and
so on my birthday, I didn't go anywhere.
I did throw a birthday party for
my mom and me on Sunday. It was pretty fun. Serena is doing better this
week thank good. Well until next week, happy surfing!
¡DavE! |
| COMPLAINTS
OF THE WEEK |
| There is a major chain of Adult
oriented "toy" shops coming into Washington state that seems to be getting
picketed. The store is a sex shop. Selling videos toys and other stuff.
I say there should be more of them! Why? It's not because I am some sexual
pervert. Because am not. It's because I look at these shops as a resource
for the public. The stores promote safe sex in one way or another. That
is what is needed. As humans, wherether we like it or not, the fact is
we are born to reproduce. The urge is always there. In this day and age,
I would rather have a video or magazine to look at rather than risk getting
a sexually transmitted disease. It just makes sense. =-) |
