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Don't throw your Barbie Dolls in the ocean...
There are more important things for them to do...
Don't throw your Barbie dolls in the ocean...
There going to come back and Manipulate you...
Barbie lives in a plastic aparment...
With her own elevator and phone
Barbie's got a boyfriend with a suntan
And whenever Ken phones Barbie she's home
Malibu beach parties how come I can never go?
Barbie you've got it all together 
How come you always know what to do?
Barbie you got it all together...
I wanna come and live with you...
Well I'm older now but I still think of Barbie
I have my own brown boyfriend Ken
My little room is pretty far from Barbie's dream home
Plastic dolls, cafe calls so Ken never phones
Malibu beach parties how come I still  can never go
Barbie you've got it all together 
how come you always knew what to do?
Barbie you had it all together...
I wanted to  live with you...
I still want to live like you...
Barbie...Barbie...
©1992 Meryn Cadyll
Welcome to The Anti Barbie Site!!!
Please click on one of the following:
 Introduction -This is an introduction to this site!!!
 Testomonial from a concerned parent-Why do we dislike this toy so much. See what a concerned parent had to say!!!
 The Cold Hard Facts -See the cold hard facts for yourselves. Here are some true facts, including what Barbie would be like if she were real!!!
 Incriminating Evidence Here is a bunch of links to other sites that share our views!!! Check it out for yourselves!!!
 Barbies They won't put on the store shelves-Here are some Barbies that reflect real life conditions! You won't see them down at Toys R us, but you will see them at ¡DavE!'s Whirled Wide Web! Enjoy!

Introduction
All I can say is Ich Poo! It's time to get rid of America's worst toy for kids the Barbie Doll. Originally I was going to title this site the I hate Barbie site. But Hate is such a strong word. So instead I called it the anti Barbie site. Now this site is totally in tongue and cheek. I in no way mean to insult the good folks at Mattell. It's pure and simple fun. I hope you enjoy. 
-¡DavE!

Testemonial from a concerned parent...
Ok folks, here it is. I'm gonna have a cow about Barbie. Simply put, I think she is the worst thing for our children. For one, Barbie evokes in children an unrealistic glamor. Children should be made to see inner beauty instead of all this wordly stuff. Barbie is merley a mini blow up doll without the blow up part. Kids should not play with a piece of plastic with boobs. It just doesn't make sence. And where in the hell is all of the motheres for all of the kids that Barbie has toddling around with her? Is Barbie supposed to be the mom? And what about aging? Barbie never seems to get older. In fact she always stays the same age. Barbie never gains weight. There are no "Fat" Barbies or "Weight Watcher's" Barbies. And what about Ken? I think if Barbie can have boobs, Ken should be anitomically correct as well.  Here are some Barbie doll's I would like to see:
Weight Watcher's Barbie-This would be a 200 pound Barbie doll that would be able to go on a weight watcher's diet and loose weight and gain it agian. 
Teen runaway Barbie-These dolls would be problem dolls that would hand around the house, listen to loud music, and then mysteriously dissappear for a while. Hair would come in different colors
Lesbian Barbie-This would come with two Barbies in one box. One butch one fem. 
And for Ken dolls...
#1 Change the hair. Jeez it's about time.
Hell's angels Ken-This Ken doll would have tatoo's and a harley. He would also have two women on the side.
Gangsta Ken-This Ken doll would come with a can of spray paint and would scroll grafitti all over Barbie's dream house. 
Gay Ken-This Ken would be anatomically Correct and be gay. Barbie would be his fag hag and lust after him but Ken would only have the hots for gijoe.
So everybody if you agree that Barbie as is now sucks and we need a new doll, please email Mattell today. 

The Cold Hard Facts
-2 Barbies per second are sold somewhere on earth
-Barbie Debut in 1959
-If Barbie were human she would stand 5'6" tall, weigh 110 pounds. Have a 39 inch bust, 18 inch waist and 33 inch hips.

Incriminating Evidence
Wow! I'm not the only one who doesn't like Barbie so well. Check out this cool link;
katsurth.com
Hey a couple of years ago we had an anti barbie site. Well here is a really cool anti barbie site. Check it out.
Barbie compared to a normal woman-
If Barbie was a real person what would she look like? Check this side by side comparison out.
 

Barbies they won't put on the store shelves
Gangsta Bitch Barbie
Exotic Dance Barbie
Barbie Got Back
Sorority Slut Barbie
Fig 1. Gangsta Bitch Barbie
Fig 2. Exotic Dancer Barbie
Fig 3 Barbie Got Back
Fig 4 Sorority Slut Barbie
Goth Barbie
Transgender Barbie
The Munsters
Fig 5-Goth Barbie
Fig 6-Trhasgender Barbie
Fig 7-Cyborg Barbie
Fig 8-The Munsters

Anti Barbie Site Was originally created on 1 April 2001 and was last updated on 1 October 2003

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