WELCOME TO MY PERSONAL CELEBRATION OF
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
I HAVE PUT TOGETHER ON THIS PAGE SOME ESSAYS, LINKS, AND SHAMELESS FACTS ABOUT THE UNITED STATES. I HOPE YOU ENJOY.

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WOW! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!
WHAT A GREAT COUNTRY
WHAT OTHER COUNTRY CAN YOU....
...MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
...OWN YOUR OWN PROPERTY
...ELECT OFFICIALS INTO  OFFICE
...ELECT LAWS AND PROPOSITIONS
...TALK BAD ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY AND NOT GO TO JAIL
...PRACTICE YOUR OWN RELIGION, SEXUAL ORIENTATION, AND TRADITIONS
...BUY GAS FOR UNDER 1.50 PER GALLON
...PUBLISH ANYTHING YOU WANT ON ANY MEDIA
THE GOOD OLD USA
HAPPY 222ND BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!

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VISIT THESE ALL AMERICAN WEB SITES...
Government sites

¡U.s. Constitution! Now you can visit the Constitution of the United States
           of America online. There are also links to the bill of rights, and the
           declaration of independence.

¡Declaration of Independence! The document that started it all is here for
           you to read online. Check it out.

¡ A B O U T   T H E   U N I T E D   S T A T E S   O F   A M E R I C A !
This is a great page for links, information, customs etc. Put together by the budapest government.

¡FBI Home Page! Here is an interesting government site, this site
             includes files on missing children, America's most wanted criminals,
             and even former top secret files that were recently released to the
             public!

¡Mount Vernon Web Site!Everything you wanted to know about
                      George Washington.

¡Mount Rushmore!This site includes Mount Rushmore Trivia and a
                   photo library.

¡Diner 66 home page!What birthday tribute to America wouldn't be
                       complete without a website on our world famous diners. This
                       site is really a site with links to diners. Think googy meets the
                       world wide web.

¡Coca-Cola Web site!Things go better with the real thing! Go to this
                    site and have a "virtual" Coke and a smile!

¡Mall of America! Visit America's largest Shopping mall. Sears, Nordstrom,
                     Macys, And Bloomingdales + 400 stores!

¡Hormel Foods! Visit this site for Hotdogs, ham and more. This is
                                        the same company that brought you spam-but that's another
                                        feature of the month.

¡Sara Lee! Pies, Pies, and more pies plus other deserts. Nobody
                                     doesn't like Sara Lee.

¡Chevrolet! I do not endorse getting a Chevvy, but hey it's American aint it?
              Or at least it used to be...

·Millie the White House dog earned more than 4 times as much as Pres. Bush in 1991.

·An estimated one in five Americans - some 38 million - don't like sex.

·The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

·The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.

·Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonalds.

·The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.

·There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

·George Washington, the father of our country, smoked and harvested, marijuana.

·President Lincoln, never slept in the lincoln room of the White House, or in any other room of the White House as it is now. That's because the White House, was remodeled in 1950. The entire inside of the White House was gutted, Leaving only four walls and a roof. From the ground up it was rebuilt. Yes ladies and gentleman, the only original part of the White House is it's four walls and roof!

·There is no portrait of Thomas Jefferson's wife, Martha Wales Skelton in existence today.

·John Tyler married a woman only 23 years old while in office!

·James Buchanan was a bachelor throughout his term. It was rumored that he had a " Sexual Preference" for Senator William R. King of Alabama.

·Andrew Jackson, was a cold ruthless man. Before he became President, He shot a man in a duel, and walked away to leave him die. The man lived the rest of his life in pain. While Jackson became president.