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Season 1 Episode 5
Mating and dating
"Kjercia!!! "A woman yelled with a thunderous voice "What?" Yelled an irritated Kjercia back. "Can you get up and get my goddamed Cigarettes?" The voice yelled. Kjercia had it. It was one thing taking care of her mom. It was another that her mom played the helpless card. "Mom, I have to get my hair ready for tonight." Kjercia retorted. "Goddammit Kjercia, I gave birth to you in over 40 hours of labor and you can't go get my smokes? What the hell is wrong with you?" Said Kjercia's mom. Kjercia came out with the smokes.  "So who the hell are you going out with tonight?" said Kjercia's mom. "Caleb, he's a friend from school" said Kjercia "Well don't be out too late" Said Kjercia's mom. "Do you think he will do me a favor and run me to the store for some beer?" said Kjercia's mom "Oh god mother" Said kjercia almost having a cow "He's not a taxi service" "Well tell him that if he doesn't he won't be going out with  you tonight" said kjercia's mom "But Mom" "I don't want to hear it" said Kjercia's mom. Kjercia didn't know what to do. She really didn't have plans with Caleb, but she did with John. "Well let me go call him and ask" said Kjercia. Kjercia called Caleb. 
"Hello" Caleb answered
"Hi honey it's Kjercia"
"Hey"
"Uhm I got a favor to ask you"
"What" 
Kjercia explained the situation. 
"Ok but I have to make it quick" said Caleb "I have a date tonight"
"Ok" said Kjercia "I'll talk to you soon"
"Bye"
"Bye"
"Ok Mom, he said he can do it but we have to be quick"
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Caleb didn't really have a date tonight. He lied through his teeth. Caleb wanted to see Charlene again. He wanted to hold her and kiss her and find out what her favorite color was. Caleb was getting ready to go to the mall and see her. After all she was working. The phone rang.
"Hello"
"Hey Caleb, It's Rusty... What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm going out, why?"
" I just wanted to know if you wanted to come over and play some darts"
Caleb hated darts. He was glad he was out the door
"I can't Rusty, I'm going to see a chick I met at work"
"Oh, lucky Caleb"
"Well she's special" Said caleb who had diamonds in his eyes.
"OH well I should clean up the mess anyway"
"What' mess?" Caleb asked
"The mess from the party. The neighbors are due home soon and after what John and Kjercia did..."
"What did they do?" asked Caleb
"They fucked on the pool table"
"What?" asked a shocked Caleb "No way"
"Yes" Said Rusty
Caleb was pissed. John and Kjercia fucked. Goddammit. I wanted to beat John at loosing my virginity.
"Well I have to get going Rusty" said Caleb "I'll call you tomorrow"
"Bye"
"bye"
Caleb was on his way to Kjercia's. He was prepared with questions to ask Kjercia. . . He couldn't wait..

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Rusty had just hung up the phone when he saw his dad standing there.
"You ain't going anywhere tonight"
"Why"
"That party you had, I hope it was fun" Said Paul Sr. "The neighbors just came home, You are grounded"
"No way, Brian and Bob where there" said Rusty
"They weren't responsible for the house" Said Paul Sr.
"But, But" Said Rusty

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Caleb had just driven up to the driveway. He was all giddy over the hot gossip he had just received. Caleb must go to the source. Oh but how he dreaded being there. All of the sudden Kjercia comes out to the car. Caleb gives her the look. 
"So what did you and John do last night?" Asked Caleb
"Nothing just kissed" Said Kjercia
"That's not what John said" Said Caleb with an evil tone in his voice
Kjercia looked confused "What did John Say?"
"Uhm well"   Suddenly Caleb felt like a heel "He said that you and him fucked. On the pool table."
"What the fuck?" Kim was upset "We most certainly did not!!!"
"uh sorry kjercia"
"Well he can just forget about tonight"
"Kjercia Are you and Caleb ready yet?" yelled Kjercia's mom
"Caleb, you don't mind taking my mom to the store do you? I wanna call John"
Caleb suddenly had a sense that everything was unraveling for his plans tonight. "Sure" He said all though He didn't want to.
"Mom, Caleb said he would take you to the store. I have to call someone"
"WEll don't be on the phone too long. Will may call and I don't want to miss him" Said Kjercia's mom
" Ok said Kjercia"
"So you are Caleb... "Said Kjercia's mom "I'm Barbara"
"Nice to meet you" Said Caleb
and they left for the store

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Kjercia was incensed as she dialed the number to John's.
"Hello" John answered
"What the fuck are you doing telling everyone we fucked on the pool table at Rusty's party yesterday?" Said a pissed off Kjercia
"I uh didn't." Said John
"That's not what Caleb said"
"Oh god, I can't believe that you are going to believe him over me. "
"I don't think Caleb is going to lie to me"
"Well it's not true, besides I love you Kjercia"
"Well then did you say that to Caleb?" Asked Kjercia
"No, I swear to god" Said john. The truth was he didn't say it to Caleb but to Rusty
"If I find out you lied to me John, I swear it's over between us."
"Trust me, I would never do anything to jeopardize our love."
"ok" said kim suspiciously
"You still coming over? " asked John
"Yes, I Caleb is going to take me there"
" Look don't tell Caleb about this Kjercia"
"Why" asked Kjercia suspiciously
Quick thinking "Cause if you two get into a fight, how will you get here?"
"OH yeah" 
"See you soon" said John "I love you"
"Ok" said Kjercia "Bye" 
Kjercia didn't know what to think about this. It was all too strange. But she was certain of one thing. Someone somewhere was lying and she would find out soon.

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Caleb couldn't help but wonder why Kjercia was acting rather standoffish to him on the way to Johns. But that was a different time to ponder. He was on the way now to see Charlene. "Damm" said Caleb "It's 9 the store is closed" Thinking he would miss her, Caleb stopped off and called Charlene. 
"Welcome to Joker's Wild, this is Charlene HOw may I help you?/" said a cheery voice at the the other end
"Just the person I wanted to talk to " Said an overly cheerful Caleb "What are you doing tonight?"
"Nadda, in fact I was going to call you to see if you wanted to do something"
Caleb now felt like he won the lottery. "How about dinner and a movie?" said Caleb
"Cool" said Charlene. 
"Wanna meet at Red Robin? " Said Caleb
"Sure"
Caleb couldn't believe it. He was on cloud 9
When Caleb got to the restaurant, It was romantically empty. He sat down and waited patiently. What was a minute seemed like hours. Deep in his heart, he knew that Charlene was the one. The one he would marry someday and have kids with. When Charlene got there she was as sexy as ever.
"hi" said Charlene
"Hey" said caleb "so how was your day?"
"Fine" said Charlene " I worked with Dawna so it's always fun with her"
"She seems like she is fun to be with"
"She is, in fact. I love being with her"
"Cool." said Caleb.
"So" said Charlene "Tell me about yourself"
they made idle chat for awhile. and then finally....The question came out from Charlene...
"so I was wondering" said Charlene
"Shoot" said caleb
"Are you gay?"'
Caleb was kind of shocked. "No, why would you ask that?"
Charlene laughed "it doesn't matter to me, just curious."
"That's ok." said Caleb "I know I'm not because"
Caleb was going to say it but was hesitant
"I"m, I'm .....very much attracted to you..."
Charlene looked at Caleb in the eyes and got serious for a moment
"Caleb, there is something I have to tell you..."
This Episode of Evidence a Life Story Appeared at ¡DavE!'s Whirled Wide Web On 1 June 2001
Next Month...
What about Bob?
What about Kim?
What about Charlene?
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